Permanentsugarrush

I like to think of myself not as a person, but as an experience...a phenomenon, if you will. I am awesome. I make no excuses for anything I do. For I am a true living (for lack of a better term) work of art, and true art is strange, confronting and utterly incomprehensible. If anything I do makes any logical sense, I have failed my mission. I like icecream on my pancakes. Purple Geckos.

Frequently Asked Questions about the Shaz Arklay Experience:

"Can I call you Shark?"
Yes. By all means.

"Haven't you allready had six cups of coffee today?"
Of course I have. Do you have a problem with that?

"Are you gay or just cool?"
It depends. Are you single?

"How do you draw so well?"
I sold my soul to Satan. How else?

"What's with the sunglasses?"
They make me look like John Lennon.

"Are you more badass than Bruce Campbell?"
No, sadly.

"Why are your teeth embedded in my neck?"
Why can't you just ignore that?

I hope that has provided insight into my world of badassery.

Current Residence: Ultimo, Sydney
Favourite genre of music: Rock | Techno | Indie
Favourite style of art: Comics | Cartoons | Graphic Design
Operating System: Macintosh OSX
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Favourite cartoon character: Eric Cartman | Daffy Duck | Hawley Griffin | Felix the Cat
Personal Quote: "Um...Flubber? Honey, this is *fat.*"